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siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

uwplattevilleconfessions:

If you call me past 1am you better want to have sex with me or you are on fire.

barebackinq:

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

"He’ll grab your waist and whisper in your ear but six months later you’ll find yourself drunk texting him that you miss him and he won’t respond."
-(via sureth-ng)

plasticbagvevo:

when your friends joke about something you’re really sensitive about

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im kinda happy but i also really wanna get hit by a car at the same time

borrowed-not-stolen:

rootswillbindus:

duplication:

don’t cross oceans for people who wouldn’t cross a puddle for you.

No, do it. Do cross oceans for people. Love people, all people. No conditions attached, no wondering wether or not they’re worthy. Cross oceans, climb mountains. Life and love isn’t about what you gain, it’s about what you give.

FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT! Amen!

adire-adire:

victorysunshine:

goldfish-kisses:

geek-in-a-box:

martiemcfly:

WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

theme parks. just. theme parks.

but u have to pay for theme parks

that’s the adult part

son of a bitch