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that-stupid-tardis-sound:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free carpet” and they carried the carpet upstairs and it was really wet and heavy so they unrolled it to let it dry and a dead body fell out

I’M NOT SHITTING YOU

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imhiskindofcrazy:

yourpetdog:

yourpetdog:

what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.

they yelled at me.

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dippincountryboy:

All a woman wants is a man with some damn sense, is faithful, there for her when she needs him, has a steady job, takes her fishin, huntin, stargazing & has some amazing dick!